The Secret Hand Speaks (How, Does a Hand Have a Mouth?)

Speaking of wholly incredible utterances, military-installed PM Abhisit Vejjajiva was summoned to the home of the Invisible Hand himself, the Puppet Master General Prem Tinsulanonda to receive new orders ahead of the next round of political disputations. Denying claims made in various newspaper reports, Khun Abhisit observes:

“Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva insisted on Thursday he visited Gen Prem Tinsulanonda at his Si Sao Theves residence late yesterday afternoon for the sole purpose of wishing him a happy New Year and it had nothing to do with politics.”

In other news: the moon is made of green cheese and pigs have been observed flying over it.

Really, to be treated like an idiot is insulting – no wonder so few people actually vote for the person.