Thais Spanked by Land of Bacon Trade Representatives


Not terribly surprising but Denmark spanked Thailand 3-0 in the last round of the highly ‘coveted’ King’s Cup, while Poland (or some time of people playing as Poland while the first team was probably busy elsewhere) knocked off Singapore 6-1.

As a result, Denmark finished top with three wins, Poland second with two, Thailand third with one and the Plucky Merlions on the bottom.

I would write more but it is my birthday and I’m having ninety minutes off – come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.

Thailand 1 Poland 3


Thailand lost 3-1 to Poland in the ‘coveted’ King’s Cup yesterday, while Denmark saw off Singapore 5-1.

I didn’t get to see the game myself – I rarely have chance to watch anything – but based on the Bangkok Post report, it seems to have been fairly one-sided, with the Poles scoring a couple of times after the Thai defence got itself in a tangle and then scored a third five minutes from the end just after losing a player for a second yellow card. Therdsak Chaiman, sporting monkish tonsure, got a consolation penalty just before the end (not sure if it was the equivalent of the referee offering a mercy hump).

Next up, on Saturday, will be the Land of Smiles versus the Home of Bacon and the Sledded Ones take on the Lion City Flibbertigibbets.